Idol Chatter: David vs. Goliath-sized head

With the finale less than seven days away, Jaded Insider has decided to do a little by-the-numbers "Idol" breakdown of last night's episode:

Votes: 56 million

Guys named David left in the competition: 2

Circumference of one of said David's head (may or may not be proportionate to the percentage his ego has bloated): 82

Tears shed during hometown visits (which we were pleased to see more of): Hard to say. Mostly because David Archuleta did not. Stop. Crying.

Times David Archuleta said "gosh" during his trip home: Incalculable, as we lost count around 34, and that's only what they showed on-air.

Oil changes we've had at the Wal-Mart in David Cook's hometown: 3

Flat tire's we've had on the interstate driving through David Cook's hometown: 1

KC/DC posters: 1

Year Fantasia channeled with her Ziggy Stardust-like hair: 1972

Inseam of her backup singers' outfits: -5

Ford cars in some sort of perverse "heaven:" 7

Tears shed by Syesha after the cut: 0. Cause, like, duhhh.

Shots we plan on taking during our annual "Idol" season finale party: 13

See y'all next week!