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Idol Chatter: If We Could Escape...

Music_gwenstefaniRyan Seacrest started last night's "American Idol" elimination episode by trotting out onstage in a "pony-hawk" wig. "I've been Sanjaya-ed," he exclaimed. Great, now this kid has reached verb status.

And he'll be back next week. As will the still pants-less Haley. We've actually become pretty desensitized to all this "Idol" absurdity. Although we were disappointed, we can't say we were shocked to learn Sting got Our Boy Chris sent home (home to South Carolina, mind you, where he faces the wrath of Jesus for abandoning Christian rock). Hell, we don't even have the strength to comment on the Ford commercial.

On a happy note, Gwen Stefani, with her troupe of Harajuku girls and a "woo hoo"-ing and seemingly blazed Akon, performed "The Sweet Escape." We still hold on to our childhood fantasy of wanting to be Gwen Stefani. And not just because she's married to Gavin Rossdale, but, tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?

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I can't wait until Sanjaya is voted off. No offense to the kid, but his singing sucks. And Howard Stern sucks even more. Who cares what that ugly man has to say. Ugly in person and in principles. I never listen to airheads like him anyways.

Posted by: Roxanne | Apr 3, 2007 8:54:14 PM

When I was in my late teens a friend of mine, an elite athlete, gave me the most profound yet simple advice that changed the way I would view myself forever. He told me "You yourself have to think you're great because no one else is going to tell you that you are."

Posted by: tiffany silver | Jan 4, 2010 9:37:59 PM

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