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Get The Led Out
The clock is ticking to Led Zeppelin's Dec. 10 reunion concert in London, and J.I. is proud to announce that Billboard retail correpondent/Zeppelin superfan Ed Christman will be in the house to provide us with all the juicy details. We've resisted attempts to create our "dream" sets list but the anticipation has finally taken over.
So, here they are, from a host of Billboard staffers (and a staffer's well-credentialed husband). We're not going for historical accuracy here, as we understand Zep isn't going to play any material it previously eschewed back in the 1970s. And we're limiting it to 20 songs, since the boys are probably only going to play a two-hour set. Instead, these are, indeed, our "dream" lists. We welcome you to chime in with yours.
JONATHAN COHEN:
"In the Light"
"Immigrant Song"
"Misty Mountain Hop"
"Communication Breakdown"
"Black Dog"
"Over the Hills and Far Away"
"Rock and Roll"
"What Is and What Should Never Be"
"Four Sticks"
"Kashmir"
Acoustic set:
"Going to California"
"Poor Tom"
"Bron-Yr-Aur"
"The Rain Song"
"Out on the Tiles"
"Heartbreaker"
"The Ocean"
Encore:
"No Quarter"
"Stairway to Heaven"
"Whole Lotta Love"
ED CHRISTMAN:
"In the Light"
"Immigrant Song"
"Good Times, Bad Times"
"The Song Remains the Same"
"Black Dog"
"Hots on for Nowhere"
"The Wanton Song"
"What Is and What Should Never Be"
"Four Sticks"
"Tea for One"
Acoustic set:
"Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp"
"Poor Tom"
"Tangerine"
"Bron-Yr-Aur"
"In My Time of Dying"
"Out on the Tiles"
"In the Evening"
"The Ocean"
Encore:
"Achilles' Last Stand"
"Ten Years Gone"
"How Many More Times"
CHUCK EDDY:
"Dancing Days"
"How Many More Times"
"Out on the Tiles"
"Immigrant Song"
"Dazed and Confused"
"Rock and Roll"
"Boogie With Stu"
"Trampled Underfoot"
"Wanton Song"
"Going to California"
"Hats Off to (Roy) Harper"
"Hot Dog"
"D'Yer Maker"
"The Ocean"
"The Rain Song"
"Fool in the Rain"
"Carouselambra"
"When the Levee Breaks"
"Whole Lotta Love"
"Communication Breakdown"
RAY WADDELL:
"Ramble On"
"Rock and Roll"
"Black Dog"
"Thank You"
"No Quarter"
"Misty Mountain Hop"
"Going to California"
"What Is and What Should Never Be"
"Immigrant Song"
"The Lemon Song"
"I Can't Quit You Baby"
"You Shook Me"
"Gallows Pole"
"Trampled Underfoot"
"Achilles' Last Stand"
"Kashmir"
Encore 1:
"Good Times, Bad Times"
"Whole Lotta Love"
Encore 2:
"Dazed and Confused"
"When the Levee Breaks"
RICK FROBERG (Drive Like Jehu/Hot Snakes singer/guitarist):
"We're Gonna Groove"
"Communication Breakdown"
"How Many More Times"
"Ramble On"
"Friends"
"Out on the Tiles"
"Four Sticks"
"Going to California"
"Rock and Roll"
"Kashmir"
"White Summer"
"Over the Hills and Far Away"
"In the Evening"
"Achilles' Last Stand"
"Dazed and Confused"
"What Is and What Should Never Be"
"Poor Tom"
"Heartbreaker"
"Houses of the Holy"
"When the Levee Breaks"
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In the Evening
Wearing and Tearing
Celebration Day
Misty Mountain Hop
Heartbreaker > Living Loving Maid (She’s Just a Woman)
No Quarter
Four Sticks
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The Ocean
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Hey Hey What Can I Do
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Black Dog
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In its wake will be 18.71 million square feet of vacant space in a faltering real estate market. More than 40,000 workers will be jobless, including 7,000 laid off last year.
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Circuit City is bigger by far than any other retailer that has gone under in the current recession. The job outlook for its workers is far worse. The prospects for suppliers finding other customers is grim, and a larger pool of creditors are likely to go unpaid.
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Other big retail bankruptcies, like Macy's in 1992 and Kmart's in 2002, ended in reorganizations or buyouts rather than liquidation.
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Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
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