The Best Press Release Headline Of All Time

We here at Jaded Insider get a lot of press releases, but we're pretty sure the one that arrived this afternoon titled "New Menudo to Perform, Meet Fans at Balloon Festival" is the best we've ever read. Now mind you, we're not out to bash Menudo. They seem like nice enough kids. But we can't imagine this is really the kind of booking they're after. Plus, it conjures all sorts of weird visions of them performing inside of a hot air balloon, decorated to match their outfits ...

For Immediate Release

MENUDO TO PERFORM AND MEET FANS AT BALLOON FESTIVAL
NEW VERSION OF FIRST “BOY BAND” IN CONCERT JULY 27

READINGTON, NJ --- Coming out of Puerto Rico in the 1970s, Menudo was the first wave of talented singing and dancing groups that revolutionized the music world. A new version of the group is ready to prove they can do it again when they perform at the Quick Chek New Jersey Festival of Ballooning at Solberg Airport in Readington on Sunday, July 27 at 1:00 p.m. The group will also meet fans following their performance.

The legendary group sold over 40 million records worldwide and launched the career of international superstar Ricky Martin. So, what better setting than the balloon festival for the new Menudo to take off?

“To keep the Festival fresh and exciting for our ever-growing legion of young balloonatics, we’ve once again added live concerts geared especially for our teenage audience,” said Festival Executive Producer Howard Freeman. “Last year thousands come out to see and meet the Jonas Brothers – yes, the Jonas Brothers – who, as every girl in America knows, are now the hottest musical act on the planet. This is a great opportunity to see this exciting new version of Menudo that America recently discovered on MTV.”